It's that time of the week again, folks. We've been having some hilarious conversations with our followers on Twitter and we've rounded up some of the best this week. Tweet us @FoodNetworkCA to let us know if your tweets made our post!
First we asked to hear some of your best food-related jokes. Here are some of the giggle-inducing jokes you shared with us.
@atlantictiger - A snail decides to get his car painted, so he goes into the shop and asks for his car to be painted black w/ yellow S's all over it. When it's finished, he proudly drives it around town. A couple sees the car and one says to the other, "Honey, look at that S car go!" Escargot....get it? Hehehehe :)
@leannebakes - Two peanuts were walking in a forest. One was “assaulted” (a salted)
@JoieWrites - What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. #groan
Next, we asked if you could only eat three meals for the rest of your life, what would they be? This is what you said:
@heatheraearle - Steak & baked potato, spaghetti & meatballs, chicken curry
@sukasatoronto - Sushi for health and deliciousness. Oysters for fun and scrumptiousness. Biryani for sustenance and exoticness.
@corecorina - If I could only eat three meals, I'd easily make one chicken soup, one grilled salmon, and one kale salad! Tasty + healthy.
@Half_Naked_Chef - Easy! Eggs and bacon for breakfast, spaghetti with meatballs for dinner, for lunch/snacks, garden salad with vinaigrette!
@jhalchik_hall - 1. Roast beef, mashed potatoes, gravy 2. Steak and salad 3. Homemade beef stew
@PrimroseMK - Salmon eggs benedict for breakfast, shrimp & fish taco for lunch, surf & turf for dinner.
@cgowlandc - Veal parmigiana, twice baked potatoes, crepes
@myrna_mmmpgirl - Pepper steak, cabbage rolls, Chicken Caesar salad.
@jng0467 - Bacon anything!
And our personal favourite answers (these really made us LOL):
@bptweets - Breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Does that count as 3 meals? :D
@KrisSway - Breakfast, lunch and supper.
As always, tweet us @FoodNetworkCA if you have any food-related questions or if you want to join the discussion!
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by Souzan Michael