honest-fortune-cookies

Crystal balls and horoscopes might help decipher your present and predict your future, but sometimes brutal honesty is a dish best served sweet.

If you thought fortune cookies were simply an afterthought to a chow mein and dumpling feast, consider the wisdom in the not-so-innocent dessert below.
A spoonful of sugar helps the honest truth go down…but you might want to chase it with some calming green tea.
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