There are a lot of things to love about Valentine's Day (chocolate, candy and, well, love) but if you're one of the many people who just can't get down with the commercialism of the holiday, or if you've recently had your heart broken, this menu is for you. Whether they leave you with horribly bad breath, come in single serving sizes, or are great examples of comfort food that you prefer to eat alone in your sweatpants, these yummy dishes are sure to satisfy your anti-Valentine's Day mood.
Appetizers
Garlic-Roasted Brussels Sprouts with "Low 'n Slow" Spicy Portuguese Sausage and Crispy Parsnip Chips
Sundried Tomato Anchovies and Capers
Asparagus Red Onion Salad
Mains
Chili Mac n' Cheese
Squid Ink Pasta with Garlic and Olive Oil
Pasta with Anchovies and Sardines
Blue Cheese Pasta
Desserts
Mini Cheesecakes
Individual Coconut Cream Pies